The Moof Milkers (2026)
A Live Staged Reading of Star Wars - The Force Awakens
2026 · NR · 2h 36m · Comedy, Science Fiction
Genres: Comedy, Science Fiction
With a packed house, deep-cut fandom energy, and wildly committed performances, the evening turned a familiar script into something fast, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious-a fully unhinged celebration of Star Wars on stage.
Cast
Peter Bonavita as NarratorCraig Cackowski as Lieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral GulchPatrick Cotnoir as NarratorDavid Dastmalchian as Kylo RenEric Edelstein as ChewbaccaJoJo Ginn as R2-D2Dana Gould as Supreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z)Taran Killam as Poe Dameron/General HuxHal Lublin as Bala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/BranceVic Michaelis as Rey/Obi-Wan KenobiLaraine Newman as Maz Kanata/Captain Pharma/Technician #1/General Statura/Dr. Kalonia/Niv Lek/Computer Voice Gil Ozeri: BB-8Connor Ratliff as Retired Filmmaker George LucasMore like this
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