The Baby Juice Express (2004)
One false move and the sperm gets it!
2004 · 1h 25m · Crime, Comedy
Genres: Crime, Comedy
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside.
Director: Michael Hurst
Writers: Michael Hurst, Nick Moran
Music by: Mark Hinton Stewart
Cinematography: Shane Daly
Cast
Nick Moran as DesNick Brimble as KrakowskiLisa Faulkner as LaurenPhil Davis as Frank O'ReillySamantha Womack as Trixie (as Samantha Janus)Joe Bugner as PalookaJulian Clary as JasonAngela Douglas as CelestiaDavid Cardy as GoldbergRuth Jones as GladysDave Courtney as BaxterGary Tiplady as BurkeMore like this
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