Death and Texas (2004)
...only two things in life are certain
2004 · PG-13 · 1h 17m · Comedy
Genres: Comedy
Barefoot Bobby Briggs, the legendary running back for the Austin Steers was today sentenced to die for his role in the armed robbery/murder at a downtown Stop 'n Go convenience store...
Director: Kevin DiNovis
Writers: Kevin DiNovis
Cast
Charles Durning as Marshall LedgerSteve Harris as Barefoot Bobby BriggsCorbin Bernsen as Coach Loren StanleyJello Biafra as Prison SpokesmanSusan Egan as Corrine BallardChris Ellis as Phillip BrodeurRance Howard as Circuit Court JudgeMary Kay Place as Mrs. KimJoe Unger as Prison GuardBilly Ray Cyrus as Spoade PerkinsTiffany as National Anthem SingerAndy Richter as Congressman Jack LevanytMore like this
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