He's a vampire who hasn't scored in 400 years. Tonight's the night!
1990 · PG-13 · 1h 27m · Horror, Comedy, Music, Romance
Genres: Horror, Comedy, Music, Romance
Ralph is a sexually frustrated vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He's condemned for eternity to watch his one true love, Mona, be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. But now? Now it's 1990, and Ralph is determined to break Mona's cycle of reincarnation.
Director: Luca Bercovici
Writers: Jefery Levy, Luca Bercovici, Chris Ver Wiel
Music by: Hilary Bercovici, Osunlade
Cinematography: John Schwartzman
Editor: Maureen O'Connell