Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)
2026 · NR · 1h 49m · Fantasy, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
Genres: Fantasy, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals.
Director: Kasper Meltedhair
Writers: Kasper Meltedhair
Music by: Kasper Meltedhair, Michael DiFrancesco
Cinematography: Kasper Meltedhair, Michael DiFrancesco
Editor: Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo
Cast
Lyndsie Jane Earle as StoneKasper Meltedhair as TarsiaDonald Farmer as Donald FarmerBrewce Longo as Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of GarbiteAndy Heck Boyd as Gorgas MordpanCarrie Phillips as OzraMatt Minter as Scary Fairy TaX Menzak as Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763Dogfood Williams as Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult MemberMary Faust as Krink Melrose / Klon KrangerMichelle Wanhala as Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult MemberNicholas DeGideo as Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult MemberMore like this
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